Txt joke #4

Girl nangungulangot sa jeep..

LOLA: Anong kinukuha mo ineng?

DALAGA: Nursing po.

LOLA: Ah, kala ko kulangot.

Inspirational txt Quote #16

U c0me 2 lov n0t by fnding da perfct pers0n,
but by seeing an imperfect prs0n perfctly..

Misc txt quotes

its rili nice to
see lovers


spending their time
together..


But wats
lovely.. is


wen i see,
lovers fighting
because of ME..

tagalog txt quotes #2

GIRL LANGUAGE
f i d0nt c0L u,its bC0z im w8ng 4 u 2 c0L me.
Wen i w0k away fr0m u mad,f0L0w me.
Wen i stare @ ur m0uTh,kiz me.
Wen i push or hit u,graB me & dnt Let g0.
Wen im quiet,ask me wts wr0ng.
Wen i iGn0re u,gv me ur atenti0n.
Wen i push u away,puL me bk.
Wen u c me @ my w0rSt,teL me im beauTifuL.
Wen u c me start cryn,h0Ld me & teL me evryting wL b oLryt.
LESS0N LEARNED:
sadyang maArte ang mga gurLz..

tagalog txt quotes

kung kabilang ka sa huling taon ng dekada '80 at mga unang taon ng '90...

-kilala mo cna shaider,bioman at masked rider black

-kumkain ka ng humpy dumpy at tomi

-naglaro ka ng 10-20 at langit lupa

-alam mo ang universal song na "uwian na"

-nagsayaw ka ng macarena,boombastic at tamagochi

-alam mo ibig sabihin ng "time first". (mostly pronounce this as "taympers")

-alam mo na importante ang "period, no erase!"

-nilalagyan mo ng pritos ring bawat daliri mo

-meron ka ng pencil case na madami pindutan

-kilala mo c remy, cedie, princess sarah at blue blink

natatawa ka nh0? Tanda m0 na! Haha